maandag 22 augustus 2011

How To Play Poker For Beginners Basic Poker Hand Play Process Guide



In part two of the learn how to play poker online free poker lesson series we will step on from part 1 where we outlined the bare bones of the game.




Where part 1 simply outlined how the game works, in this part you'll learn exactly what you do action by action in a real hand and at the end will be able to go play.



We join the action once the blind bets have been posted by the Small Blind (SB) and Big Blind (BB) Now it's time for cards! If "Blinds" means nothing to you hop on back to part 1 for an explanation.



From the Dealer Button (DB) going clockwise rounf the table each player gets 2 cards, face down, handed out one at a time (so the DB goes round the table twice). These are your Pocket Cards, also known simply as pockets and alternatively hole cards.



Now it is time for the betting to begin, that is after all, I imagine why you want to play poker! Isn't that why you've entered the multi-table freeroll tournament in the first place? The whole betting and winning with it's associated moves of dare and deception is the main reason you've joined that online poker site be it free poker or massive stakes isn't it?



Of course that's why you're there, poker is all about winning money at the end of the day! With the possible exception of the social side anyway, the table and lobby conversations though if you are at all serious about money then this is a very minor reason.



At this point in the hand (holding 2 pocket cards), each player is betting on what hand they feel their pocket cards may lead to.



The betting starts with the player to the immediate left of the Big Blind (BB).



This player has the UTG (Under The Gun) position. This is because the Small and Big Blind position players were forced to lay down bets before they got any cards.



Thus, both the SB and BB are already taking part in the hand; albeit not voluntarily, at least not yet; they'll have to wait until the betting comes around to them.



And, with this round of betting, each player has three choices:



1) To fold. You do this if you think you have rubbish cards, also called "rags" cards. You won't lose anything as you have no chips in play but you will now sit out the rest of the hand.



2) To raise. Usually when they think that they hold really good pocket cards.



3) Or you can call to match the Big Blind bet. Usually when they think that their pocket cards hold some potential.



A 4th option you may have heard about, checking, often available in subsequent betting rounds, isn't an option at this stage.



When the betting reaches the person who posted the Small Blind (SB), if they want to fold then they'll lose the chips they were forced to put into the pot prior to the cards being dealt. Or, as SB you can Call the BB by putting in the difference between the SB and BB amounts. Or, this player can call whatever raise has been made, or this player can initiate a raise; or even a re-raise, aa a beginner keep it simple and either just Call the BB or fold, watch and learn othrs to see the raise, new raise and reraise in action.

Next it is the turn of the BB (Big Blind). If no raise has taken place, he has the option of either checking (opting to do nothing; thus telling the Dealer to proceed), or, he has the option of calling a raise, or initiating a raise; or even a re-raise.



About Raises

As this is a No Limit Texas Hold Em tournament, the amount of any one raise is only limited by the number of chips the player who is doing the raising is in possession of. If his stack of chips is 1,500, he's allowed to raise by any amount up to and including the 1,500 (all of his chips).



Should he opt to make a 1,500 chip bet, it would be called an All-In bet. Any time a player raises with all their chips it is called Moving All-in.



And, of paramount importance, especially since you're at the how to play poker online level of the game, make certain that YOUR use of an All-In bet is minimal.


Please do not become just one more free online poker 'chip-flinger' (someone who tosses chips around without regard to the quality of their cards).



When the opening round of betting is completed it's time to see 'The Flop'. Things will now start to get really interesting!



The Flop is the set of three cards that are dealt face up in the middle of the table by the Dealer.



1) Each player may use these community cards' to build their hand. Be sure you read up on what card hands beat what so you have an idea of what you can build!



2) Again, as here-to-fore mentioned, the center of the table where these cards are dealt is typically referred to as 'The Board'.



3) With 'The Flop' exposed, it's time for the next round of betting. And, the betting that will occur is based on the 5 cards now available to each player, i.e., 2 Pocket cards and 3 Board' cards.



The betting begins with the player to the immediate left of the Dealer Button, regardless of whether the Dealer is still active in the hand or not.



The player to the left of the Dealer Button will keep the initial betting action for the rest of the hand. Later, you'll come to learn that this is the worst position to be in at the table.



Apart from that, the betting process is the same as it was in 'pre-flop' betting. However, bear in mind, all of the players who have been dealt 'Pocket' cards may not be currently playing the hand as they could have folded during the opening round of betting.



So, whichever remaining player is 'to the immediate left' of the Dealer Button (DB), it is that person who will be the first player to act; through the hand providing he doesn't fold.



He can check or bet.



A) If he checks, he's simply passing the choices of checking or betting to the player who sits to his left.



B) If he doesn't check, and decides to bet, then those that follow will have 3 choices:



1) They can fold



2) They can call



3) Or they can raise. But, since a bet was made, those that follow do not have the option of 'checking'.



When the round of betting has finished, it's time for another card to be dealt face up on The Board.



This fourth card is called The Turn card, or 4th Street, and, again, the card may be used by all of the remaining players (those players that have not folded). It's another 'community card'.



Thus, each remaining player now has use of 6 cards, 4 Board cards, and 2 Pocket cards. Now there are 4 cards on The Board, one additional card to come.



It is now time for the fifth and final community card to be dealt: The River, or 5th Street.



And, given that all the cards have now been dealt, each player remaining in the hand can see what their best five card hand is. Therefore, it's now time for the final round of betting. And, when the betting ends, the hand is over.



It's time to see who wins.



Each player that has remained in the hand shows their cards, starting with the last person to initiate a bet. At a cash or free online poker site the software will handle the process of showing the cards.



The winner is decided via use of the universal poker hand rankings. You'll find that in subsequent chapter; entitled 'What Beats What'.



If a player wins a pot because every other player has folded, he can decide whether or not to show his cards or not.



The majority of people don't, and it's almost always advised by me never to show your cards. If you're not required to do so; keep 'em guessing!



Yet, when you reach an 'advanced level' of play, you will get an entirely different perspective from me. You see, there are times when 'deceitful strategies' will be added to your acquired set of playing skills. And, a part of the 'deceitful strategies' will have you showing your cards. Not now though.



Summing up How To Play Poker For Beginners Free Online Poker Rules Part 2



In part 1 you learned the bare bones of poker, the structure and ideas of the game. Now that you've read part 2 you should now understand the actual mechanics of a hand of poker. In part 3 we are going to start working on more poker words and terminology, all those crazy card and hand nicknames will be unveiled! But so long as you've understood the first 2 parts you can now go and start to play poker. However I do advise you read up on what cards beat what first! Then you will have some sort of idea whether you should fold, call, raise or check!



At this stage I strongly urge you not to attempt to play on sites where real money is involved, you certainly will lose all or most of it 99% certain!



Show patience (by the way that is a key poker skill it's essential to master) and begin out on one of the excellent free poker sites you'll find online. Later when you are more skilled there is plenty of time to win plenty of cash and the time spent playing free online poker will pave the way for this.







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How To Play Poker Online Guide To Poker Hand Play Basics Rules


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In part two of the learn how to play poker online free poker online lesson series we will step on from part 1 where we outlined the bare bones of the game.




In this lesson you will learn exactly how and hand of poker is played out and at the end will be able to start playing (if tentatively!)



To begin, the action starts as the blind bets are laid by the Small and Big Blinds (SB and BB). Now the cards get into action. If you are not sure what is meant by blind bets, small and big blind then you need to go back to part one of the guide for a definition.



Moving clockwise around the table from the Dealer (DB), each player receives two cards dealt face down, one card at a time. These are your Pocket Cards, also known simply as pockets and alternatively hole cards.



Now the betting begins; and, after all, isn't that why you decided to take up the game of poker? That is why I'm sure you now find yourself seated at a free poker online tournament table isn't it? The whole betting and winning with it's associated moves of dare and deception is the main reason you've joined that online poker site be it free poker online or massive stakes isn't it?



Of course it is, the game of poker is all about winning money! Nothing more, nothing less (with the possible exception of social interaction in the chat lobby or the table's chat box).



At this point in the hand (holding 2 pocket cards), each player is betting on what hand they feel their pocket cards may lead to.



The betting begins with the player to the immediate left of the Big Blind (BB).



This player sits in what's known as the Under The Gun position, UTG for short. He's given the UTG label primarily because the Small Blind and Big Blind players were forced to put up bets prior to receiving any cards.



Thus, both the SB and BB are already taking part in the hand; albeit not voluntarily, at least not yet; they'll have to wait until the betting comes around to them.



And, with this round of betting, each player has three choices:



1) To fold. You do this if you think you have rubbish cards, also called "rags" cards. By folding in this first round you won't lose anything but nor can you play the rest of the hand.



2) To raise. Usually when they think that they hold really good pocket cards.



3) Or to call, (match) the Big Blind. You may do this if you think your cards have at least a bit of potential.



A 4th option you may have heard of, checking, often available in subsequent betting rounds, isn't a choice at this stage.



When the betting reaches the person who posted the Small Blind (SB), if they want to fold then they'll lose the chips they were forced to put into the pot prior to the cards being dealt. Or, as SB you can Call the BB by putting in the difference between the SB and BB amounts. Or as SB you can choose to Call whatever Raise has been made, make a new Raise or Re-raise the bet amounts to a new level, I advise you watch and learn this process at the start and as SB keep it simple and just Call the BB unless you have awful cards in which case fold them.

Next it is the turn of the BB (Big Blind). If there has been no raise then the BB can Check (do nothing and let the play pass by), or Call, Raise or Re-raise.



About Raises

In a No Limit Texas holdem tournament the amount a player can use to raise is limited only by the chips they hold (limit games as the name suggests have a limit) If his stack of chips is 1,500, he's allowed to raise by any amount up to and including the 1,500 (all of his chips).



Should he opt to make a 1,500 chip bet, it would be called an All-In bet. It's always an all-in bet any time a player raises by the total amount of chips he currently holds.



And, of paramount importance, especially since you're at the how to play poker online level of the game, make certain that YOUR use of an All-In bet is minimal.



Please try not to become yet another free online poker 'chip-flinger' (someone who tosses chips around without regard to the quality of their cards).



When the opening round of betting is completed it's time to see 'The Flop'. Things will now start to get really interesting!



The Flop is the set of three cards that are dealt face up in the center of the table by the Dealer.



1) Each player can use these community cards' to build their hand. Be sure you read up on what card hands beat what so you have an idea of what you can build!



2) Again, as here-to-fore mentioned, the center of the table where these cards are dealt is typically referred to as 'The Board'.



3) With 'The Flop' exposed, it's time for the next round of betting. And, the betting that will occur is based on the 5 cards now available to each player, i.e., 2 Pocket cards and 3 Board' cards.



The betting begins with the player to the immediate left of the Dealer Button, regardless of whether the Dealer is still active in the hand or not.



The player to the left of the Dealer Button will keep the initial betting action for the rest of the hand. Later, you'll come to learn that this is the worst position to be in at the table.



Apart from that, the betting process is the same as it was in 'pre-flop' betting. However, keep in mind, all of the players who were dealt 'Pocket' cards may not be currently playing the hand as they could have folded during the opening round of betting.



So, whichever remaining player is 'to the immediate left' of the Dealer Button (DB), it is that person who is the first player to act; through the hand providing he doesn't fold.



He can check or bet.



A) If he checks, he's simply passing the options of checking or betting to the player who sits to his left.



B) If he doesn't check, and decides to bet, then those that follow will have 3 choices:



1) They can fold



2) They can call



3) Or they can raise. But, since a bet was made, those that follow don't have the option of 'checking'.



When the round of betting has finished, it's time for another card to be dealt face up on The Board.



This fourth card is called The Turn card, or 4th Street, and, again, the card can be employed by all of the remaining players (those players who have not folded). It's another 'community card'.



Thus, each remaining player now has access to 6 cards, 4 Board cards, and 2 Pocket cards. Now there are 4 cards on The Board, one additional card to come.



It's now time for the fifth and final community card to be dealt: The River, or 5th Street.



And, given that all the cards have finally been dealt, each player remaining in the hand can see what their finest five card hand is. Therefore, it's now time for the final round of betting. And, when the betting ends, the hand is over.



It's time to see who wins.



Each player that has remained in the hand shows their cards, starting with the last person to initiate a bet. At a cash or free online poker site the software will handle the process of showing the cards.



The winner is decided via use of the universal poker hand rankings. You'll find that in subsequent chapter; entitled 'What Beats What'.



If a player wins a pot because every other player has folded, he can decide whether or not to show his cards or not.



Most people don't, and it's typically advised by me to never show your cards. If you're not required to do so; keep 'em guessing!



Yet, when you reach an 'advanced level' of play, you will get a whole different perspective from me. You see, there are times when 'deceitful strategies' are going to be added to your acquired set of playing skills. And, a part of the 'deceitful strategies' will have you showing your cards. Not now though.



Summing up How To Play Poker For Beginners Free Online Poker Rules Part 2



In part 1 you learned the bare bones of poker, the structure and concepts of the game. Now that you've read part 2 you ought to now understand the specific mechanics of a hand of poker. In part 3 we will move on to more poker words and terminology, those crazy card and hand nicknames will be unveiled! But as long as you've understood the first 2 parts you can now go and start to play poker. However I do advise you read up on what cards beat what first! Then you'll get a feel for how to build your hand in the game stages and be able to think about whether to fold, call, raise or check.



At this stage I strongly urge you not to attempt to play on sites where real money is involved, you cannot help but lose all or most of it 99% certain!



Show patience (incidentally that is a key poker skill it's essential to master) and begin out on one of the excellent free poker sites you can find online. Later when you're more skilled there is lots of time to win a bunch of money and the time you spend playing free online poker will pave the way for this.



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zondag 7 augustus 2011

Niche Marketing - 5 Tips to Generate High Quality Traffic to Your Website

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Niche marketing is an important aspect for any Internet business especially since it has the imminent growth potential which will subsequently lead to increased traffic and sales. Having mentioned that, it is imperative for you to take several factors into mind.




Do Your Own Research - Understanding your niche market is one of the most important aspect when it comes to niche marketing. This is without saying that you should focus your efforts on what is in demand. In other words, go for a niche market where there is a real need for a specific niche market product or service from a group of individuals. This does not nece

ssarily be something that is new. However, do ensure that the demand is consistent.




Concentrate On ONE Niche Market At Any Given Time - The majority of Internet marketers fail because they do not stay focused on a single idea. They might go into two or three niche markets at any one time and that can be the businesses' undoing. I am not saying you cannot go into different niches but only after you have established the current niche.



Give Your Niche Market Audience A Reason To Buy From You And Not From Other Internet Marketers - In order to be able to generate quality traffic to your website, you will have to give your visitors and potential customers the reason to come to you and not from a different Internet marketer. Show your visitors that you understand their needs and prove to them that you are able to better serve them with quality information, products and service to fulfill their needs.



Understand Their Lingo - Lingo here doesn't necessarily to speaking like your target audience only but also applies to your website layout etc. For instance, if your niche market is the Social network audience such as Facebook, MySpace etc, try to design in a way which will reflect on that.



Create Quality Products, Service Or Even Information - Since any given niche market has a real demand, they will be needing all kinds of information, products and service to fulfill their needs. For instance, if you are providing for the dog lovers niche market, you can provide information on vets, pet sitters or shelters. For products, you can provide canned food, dog pellets, collars, anti-tick spray and the likes. If you want to go into servicing, you could either provide service such as walking dogs, dog sitting or even just feeding while owners are away.



The above will help you generate quality traffic which will equate to sales for your Internet business.

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maandag 18 juli 2011

NEW IPAD2?


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It's official - the iPad 2 is here and it's set to be huge no matter what you think of the changes. Any new iPad description will tell you it's available in both black and white, with an all-new camera. But how much has really changed since the original iPad? Here's a guide to some of the key features of both models.




The Size




Any iPad description you read will make note of the new slimmer size for the iPad 2, and it's one of the bigger features that Apple are promoting. The differences are very small, though anything that improves portability is useful for a device like this. If you're used to the old iPad, you'll probably notice the changes.



Height:

* iPad 1: 9.56 inches

* iPad 2: 9.50 inches



Width:

* iPad 1: 7.47 inches

* iPad 2: 7.31 inches



Depth:

* iPad 1: 0.50 inches

* iPad 2: 0.34 inches



Weight:

* iPad 1 Wi-Fi Only: 1.5 pounds

* iPad 2 Wi-Fi Only: 1.33 pounds

* iPad 1 Wi-Fi + 3G: 1.6 pounds

* iPad 2 Wi-Fi + 3G: 1.35 pounds

* iPad 2 Wi-Fi + 3G For Verizon: 1.34 pounds



Display And Storage



Both of these aspects of the iPad are easy to compare between the versions: they have stayed the same. Both the iPad 1 and iPad 2 have a 9.7 inch LED-backlit glossy display with 1024 by 768 pixel resolution, and both models come with the same storage options (16GB, 32GB and 64GB in both Wi-Fi only and Wi-Fi + 3G).



New Camera



One huge new addition to the iPad 2 is a camera! Not just one camera, in fact, but two! The back camera can be used for HD (720p) video recording up to 30 frames per second with audio, or as a still camera with 5x digital zoom. The front camera is designed for face to face video calls, can record VGA up to 30 frames per second, and take VGA-quality still images. Photos and videos can be geotagged over a Wi-Fi connection.



Battery Life



Battery life is essential for any highly portable device, so some people might be disappointed to hear that this is one area Apple haven't improved on for the iPad 2 - however, with the new features, it's good to know that battery life hasn't taken a hit. Battery life still sits at 10 hours on Wi-Fi or 9 hours when using 3G.



New Inputs For The iPad 2?



The iPad 2 features all of the inputs of the iPad 1 (the 3.5mm headphone minijack, built in speakers, microphone, SIM card tray for the Wi-Fi + 3G model and the 30-pin dock connector port). Unfortunately there are still no USB ports and no SD card ports which may disappoint some people.



What Else Has Changed?



Some other changes include the upgrade to the 1GHz dual-core Apple A5 processor from the original 1GHz Apple A4 processor. This means that the iPad 2 will run faster than the original model.



The iPad 2 also includes a new gyroscope as well as the accelerometer of the iPad 1. What this means is improved motion sensing accuracy, the ability for the iPad to know the direction you're moving in space, and how fast you're moving it. This has great potential for more accurate motion sensor based games or apps.



Lastly, the iPad 2 comes with the latest operating system: iOS 4.3. This brings a number of new features, namely improved streaming capabilities to devices around the home with iTunes Home Sharing, faster browsing and more.



All in all, the new iPad description seems to suggest that the iPad 2 is going to be sleeker and faster than before, with the huge bonus of a new camera for those who want to shoot photos, videos, or hold video calls on the road. Whether the changes wow you or disappoint you will depend on exactly what you're looking for in the iPad. The good news is that it isn't going to cost any more than the original iPad model did on release!
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maandag 27 juni 2011

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woensdag 22 juni 2011

An Atheist For Food

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An atheist was walking through the woods.

He said to himself.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path.

He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even

closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said:

'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from

Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

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Life without Black People

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A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away.

They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.

At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.

All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The 'NEW AMERICA' is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkle r and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see,
Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were
also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch.

Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, 'by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks.'

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

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dinsdag 21 juni 2011

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX







SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen..

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you," and make the woo woo sound.

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.


PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN -- I have enough problems of my own!

woensdag 16 maart 2011

Back On the Block Again

Well this change over from windows live spaces to “Word Press ” sure robbed a lot of people their privatecy and their basic rights to keep what they have created. And do not think anyone has the rights to delete any ones past post and comments or just make obsolete. Or denied someone their means of income with out due compensation. I do not feel to good about word press taking over.

donderdag 10 maart 2011

Home Money Making Business

I always wonder if I ever will find a good stay at home business that will make me some money, even lots of it! Well I have found just that one:

woensdag 9 maart 2011

Home Business Idea

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